xenacee:

metallikato:

sparklebuns:

This is how I feel about holidays.


DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
(Oh God, that was way too much fun to write…)



New holiday classic.

xenacee:

metallikato:

sparklebuns:

This is how I feel about holidays.

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

(Oh God, that was way too much fun to write…)

New holiday classic.

  1. savemeguardianangel reblogged this from butamibovveredtho
  2. the-kevasaur reblogged this from momijihyuga804
  3. musicdoessavelives reblogged this from falleninbands
  4. momijihyuga804 reblogged this from come-along-moose
  5. falleninbands reblogged this from writing-band-imagines
  6. come-along-moose reblogged this from aslan-the-moose
  7. kittykat5015 reblogged this from iwishnottoharethis
  8. cakebakestudios reblogged this from asianchiq23playslife
  9. straightouttacomptonbutnotreally reblogged this from laughingourlife
  10. catffeinate reblogged this from 50-shades-of-eren-jaeger
  11. askfenlock reblogged this from this-isakindness and added:
    SeAsOnAL IGnORANCe!
  12. ask-cosmic-fire-the-pyromaniac reblogged this from angelartmod
  13. fangirls-assemble-at reblogged this from lovin-5sos
  14. m-x2 reblogged this from zingarella
  15. zingarella reblogged this from kiralookatfunnythings
  16. thewriterscorner reblogged this from lifeisneverwhatyouthought
  17. dearprudence95 reblogged this from thatpunkgypsy
  18. theobviousoctopus reblogged this from upallnightlikethis
  19. thatpunkgypsy reblogged this from jjreyes777
  20. jjreyes777 reblogged this from jonatan564
  21. icybird75 reblogged this from angelsakubud